An unidentified “serial scumbag” was reportedly defecating during performances at the Shubert Theater on Broadway. according to Page sixone of their recent moves happened precariously near where Hillary Clinton and her daughter, Chelsea Clinton, were seated.
Clinton attended a recent presentation of the Some like it hot at the Shubert Theatre, when “the lights were turned on for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle near the famous political duet.”
said a source Page six that “the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and act two began as scheduled.”
The Clintons are not believed to have been deliberately targeted, said an insider who spoke to the home manager Page six This is the fourth accident of its kind to occur inside the theatre. A separate source confirmed that the incident was just a one-off incident.
And you thought Trump’s Secret Service detail did a bad job.